Funny / Satire

Wait...Lap Dances? Where? I never heard of that. Are these FREE lap dances? Can this be retroactive...like if you already got the jab, can you still get the lap dance?
Calm down, calm down, haha, you have been under quarantine for too long, as we all have, haha...These will be 6 foot away dances anyway with their mask on, LOL