Funny / Satire

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[Smilingreen]

She doesn't understand the internet.....

I suspect there is a whole lot about everything she has no understanding of. In her world, everything revolves around crystals.....not Krystals......hey, it's lunch time.

 

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The magnets I ordered have arrived

 

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[Smilingreen]

I guess FART is a bad word for license plate .

Driver ordered to remove ‘FART’ license plate from truck

Karly Sindy of Asheville, North Carolina, said the DMV has allowed her to at least keep the plate after she used the word as an acronym for her newly-launched club.

www.fox6now.com

You know, you read that and then sit there and wonder what type of miserable human being would:

1. Be offended because someone else in the state of NC has the letters FART on their license plate.
2. Would have enough time and were an asshole enough to actually contact the DMV to file a formal complaint about it.
3. probably have a vanity plate on their own vehicle that spells out: KAREN and they are proud of it.

Who in the NC DMV is a karen and thought that they should revoke the license plate because of one single complaint? What about all the other people who saw that plate and it actually put a smile on their face and made their day?

 

[Smilingreen]

The magnets I ordered have arrived


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Your wood is special.

 

[Smilingreen]

Your wood is special.

Yeah, that didn't sound right........Your wood door must be special or .......your wo....fuck it....

 

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Your wood is special.

Haha, I had to bite my tongue to not respond as I might have wanted to,
to that one

Edit: HAHAHA, I see you beat me to it!

 

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Haha, I had to bite my tongue to not respond as I might have wanted to,
to that one

Edit: HAHAHA, I see you beat me to it!

My brain is a little slow today. About 2 seconds after I clicked POST, it dawned on me that was not what I meant to say....

 

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[Smilingreen]

Haha, I had to bite my tongue to not respond as I might have wanted to,
to that one

Edit: HAHAHA, I see you beat me to it!

That is almost as bad as saying: Look up her twitter......