Funny / Satire

This person just doesn't get that the libs are only in the big cities. No one out here in the country wants anything to do with their bs...

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Michigan wouldn’t be a quarantine zone if Canada would take Detroit over.

I’d be so happy if Canada would invade Michigan and claim Detroit.

A majority of our states issues would be immediately fixed.
 
This person just doesn't get that the libs are only in the big cities. No one out here in the country wants anything to do with their bs...

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I can't speak for TX, FL or others that are getting an influx of people fleeing many of those blue states, but we welcome you to Alabama BUT.....
we insist that you assimilate into our lifestyle and be a contributor, not a hindrance, to our great state and NOT try to turn it into the place you left.
 
The Californians are invading Tennessee hot and heavy right now. Housing prices have literally doubled in the past 3 years. It is literally freakin stupid how much these people will pay for any house in any condition, just to get one here. I keep getting phone calls multiple times a week from developers wanting to buy my farm. I don't tell e'm "no", I tell them: $12,000,000.00, cash only, the offer only stands until 5:00 this evening. I only get silence on the other end then I hear a "click"........don't they know how many row houses they could build on 18 acres??? :winktongue:
 
The Californians are invading Tennessee hot and heavy right now. Housing prices have literally doubled in the past 3 years. It is literally freakin stupid how much these people will pay for any house in any condition, just to get one here. I keep getting phone calls multiple times a week from developers wanting to buy my farm. I don't tell e'm "no", I tell them: $12,000,000.00, cash only, the offer only stands until 5:00 this evening. I only get silence on the other end then I hear a "click"........don't they know how many row houses they could build on 18 acres??? :winktongue:
Have you fully considered the contingency of them saying "Yes-- we will have the check made out to you by 4:00 today."

It could happen....
 
Have you fully considered the contingency of them saying "Yes-- we will have the check made out to you by 4:00 today."

It could happen....

CASH .. all CASH .. no check .. probably will take some time to find the $100 bills ..