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Smilingreen
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They sure knew how to throw a party back in the 60's at the Undertakers National Convention....
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Wow! Rated #1 in PERCEIVED internet security! What an accomplishment!
I don't know what he did, but I bet he won't do it again!
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Truth in advertising, eh? AT&T perceives themselves as #1, so it is......
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I keep trying to move the hand over to the boob......but it doesn't work......
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They hired a new "Wrap Chef" at the local hipster coffee house hangout.......
A lawyer, who had 12 children needed to move because the rental agreement on their house was terminated by the owner, who wanted to reoccupy the home.
When he said he had 12 children, no one would rent a home to him because they felt that the children would destroy the place. He couldn't say he had no children because he couldn't lie (as we all know, lawyers cannot, and do not lie) so he sent his wife for a walk to the cemetery with 11 of their kids.
He took the remaining one with him to see rental homes with the real estate agent. He loved one of the homes and the price was right. The agent asked:" How many children do you have?"
He answered: "Twelve."
The agent asked, "Where are the others?" The lawyer, with his best courtroom sad look, answered, "They're in the cemetery with their mother."
Moral of this story:
It's not necessary to lie; one has only to choose the right words. Don't forget — most politicians are lawyers...
When he said he had 12 children, no one would rent a home to him because they felt that the children would destroy the place. He couldn't say he had no children because he couldn't lie (as we all know, lawyers cannot, and do not lie) so he sent his wife for a walk to the cemetery with 11 of their kids.
He took the remaining one with him to see rental homes with the real estate agent. He loved one of the homes and the price was right. The agent asked:" How many children do you have?"
He answered: "Twelve."
The agent asked, "Where are the others?" The lawyer, with his best courtroom sad look, answered, "They're in the cemetery with their mother."
Moral of this story:
It's not necessary to lie; one has only to choose the right words. Don't forget — most politicians are lawyers...