Funny / Satire
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Broachoski
Getting comfortable
A guy is walking to the bus stop next to a driving range picking up out of bound balls putting them in a plastic bag. The bag broke and he put them all in his front pants pockets. He gets on the bus and the lady across from him keeps staring at his bulging pockets.
He explains, "Its golf balls".
She keeps staring and finally asks, "Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?"
He explains, "Its golf balls".
She keeps staring and finally asks, "Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?"
Smilingreen
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But does it say: "Ok, Boomer" before every direction??
Linguistic Lesson
The final question was:
mat200
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When a group of tourists visited a crocodile farm, the owner of the place launched a daring proposal:
-Whoever dares to jump, swim to shore and survive, I will give 1 million dollars.
Nobody dared to move, suddenly a man jumped into the water and desperately swam towards the shore while he was chased by all the crocodiles.
With great luck he arrived, taking the admiration of everyone in the place, then the owner announced:
-We have a brave winner.
After collecting their reward, the couple returned to the hotel, upon arrival, the manager told him; he was very brave to jump, then the man said:
-I didn't jump, someone pushed me!
His wife smiled ...
Moral: "Behind every successful man, there is a woman who pushes him."
-Whoever dares to jump, swim to shore and survive, I will give 1 million dollars.
Nobody dared to move, suddenly a man jumped into the water and desperately swam towards the shore while he was chased by all the crocodiles.
With great luck he arrived, taking the admiration of everyone in the place, then the owner announced:
-We have a brave winner.
After collecting their reward, the couple returned to the hotel, upon arrival, the manager told him; he was very brave to jump, then the man said:
-I didn't jump, someone pushed me!
His wife smiled ...
Moral: "Behind every successful man, there is a woman who pushes him."
Smilingreen
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Smilingreen
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And Twitter employees can't figure out why the new owner is firing them.....for gross incompetence....maybe some of those pipeline workers did take a on-line coding class.....
Awwww... Trudeau got scolded....
Free and open dialog in Canada according to Trudeau. Lips moving, then he’s lying.
