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Smilingreen
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Tampax's Social Media Manager Needs A Raise After Viral Tweet Leaves Social Media Users Clutching Their Pearls
As Twitter continues to be one big ball of dysfunction, we needed one last thing — tampon talk.
Smilingreen
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Smilingreen
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They're great for nosebleeds.....Tampax's Social Media Manager Needs A Raise After Viral Tweet Leaves Social Media Users Clutching Their Pearls
As Twitter continues to be one big ball of dysfunction, we needed one last thing — tampon talk.www.yahoo.com
You suppose they would work in a bullet hole?They're great for nosebleeds.....
Actually, yes. I was at a shooting competition many years ago as an RSO. At one of the other bays a guy shot himself in the ass while holstering his loaded firearm. He had missed his holster and it fell towards the ground and he did the unthinkable...he grabbed the gun rather than letting it drop to the ground. Doing so, he had pulled the trigger and the round entered his butt cheek from below and exited a few inches above the entry. Fortunately, it only hit tissue.
The RSO at that bay pulled tampons out of his pack and plugged the holes.
When the ambulance arrived and the EMT saw the wound, he said to the RSO "you served as a Medic in Nam." and the RSO said "Yup".
Be careful-- Sanjeep is watching and will put you under the rest.
The only correspondence from the IRS is written and mailed to the taxpayer.
You mean they don't ask for Walmart gift cards? LOL....
I love getting spam calls from these dicks-- I tell them to go tell their boss that they quit because they can't keep lying to people. then they gripe... and I tell them they are screwing up their karma-- they're going to come back as a cow-- IN AMERICA and get turned into a Big Mac
mat200
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I try to give them my FTX coins ..
Just brace yourself for 86,999 more just like it from the IRS !
