Funny / Satire

Or the form that asks "sex". I haven't seen one with the choice of often, rarely. Of course it used to be 2 choices male or female, now it's endless.
For the question of "sex" I wasn't thinking "male" or "female", I was thinking more like "not lately.":winktongue:
 
Now this isn't really humorous but it is a tad annoying to me. I ordered from Amazon a pack of two woven nylon watchbands with hook and loop closure and I received two made out of plastic and fastened with a clasp and buckle.

Note the return form below which does NOT inspire confidence. If the reason I am returning is that the "wrong item was sent", why would I want it replaced with "the exact same item"?

I want the CORRECT item! :facepalm:

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I ran into the same garbage too.
Two weeks ago I ordered a TP-LINK USB Bluetooth adapter for a client to use her Cricut printer with an older Dell laptop; amazon sent instead a TP-LINK USB 2.4GHz Wi-Fi adapter....the 2 look a lot alike (tiny USB device like a Logitech wireless mouse dongle) but as we all know, not the same thing.

Their people just reach into the bin, grab it and don't look to confirm anything too often.:rolleyes:
 
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