Funny / Satire

And the chiggers......don't forget about them damn chiggers......
Monkey Blood (mercurochrome ) and Campho-Phenique!
 
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Monkey Blood (mercurochrome ) and Campho-Phenique!
I thought they outlawed mercurochrome? I remember the red stains it left on your skin, when you ended up getting sidewalk rash from dumping your bike while riding down the sidewalk. It always stung like the dickens going on, but felt better pretty quick afterwards.
 
I thought they outlawed mercurochrome? I remember the red stains it left on your skin, when you ended up getting sidewalk rash from dumping your bike while riding down the sidewalk. It always stung like the dickens going on, but felt better pretty quick afterwards.

Yeah, I guess they banned it in 1998 for have traces of 'mercury' in it. That was standard issue in the family medicine cabinets. What the hell, I lived on a nuclear ship for over three years and both of my daughters came out normal...well, mostly normal. :)
 
Man, that was 30 years ago....his wife had a the perfect name for what she did (Lorena Bobbitt) and boy, did she ever "bob it."

I heard that years ago she went to Russia and changed her name to "Ivana Kutcherkockoff". :highfive:
 
Man, that was 30 years ago....his wife had a the perfect name for what she did (Lorena Bobbitt) and boy, did she ever "bob it."

I heard that years ago she went to Russia and changed her name to "Ivana Kutcherkockoff". :highfive:
Always sleep with one eye open...:facepalm: