Funny / Satire
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mat200
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I was ready 'cause Bert warned me.... 
The father made a bet with his daughter saying, "I can wipe the water off the floor without you hitting me with the fork in your hand."
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Why is it that every time I see someone like this:
I think of the girl from Return of the Living Dead III:
I think of the girl from Return of the Living Dead III:
Have you ever noticed the news plays to stupid people?
Otherwise they would feel left-out!
Otherwise they would feel left-out!
Ads are based on your search history, so we aren't surprised at yours 
Actually we are - that is too much clothing
Actually we are - that is too much clothing
StevenFromTexas
Getting comfortable
Where were you at 2:20PM EST Today?
I was actually taking a nap and it got interrupted by those clowns in Washington, D.C. I couldn't go back to sleep. And for some stupid reason, I got the text message twice with the stupid noise attached to it. I have text messaging blocked on my phone and it didn't make any difference. FJB
mat200
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