Funny / Satire

[TonyR]

Maybe the rotation adjuster broke....but here's my other question: Aren't most people left-handed that wear their watch on their right? If so, does she shoot better with her right?

I'll wager we'll never know. As my wife often says..."Not my monkey, not my circus".

 

[mat200]

 

[David L]

Oh, yeah.....I forgot about that...the '20 Fusion rotates the gear selector from "R" very quicky to "P".....hopefully I won't accidentally try that doing 20MPH!

Yeah mine puts on the Emergency brake, only goes away when I shut the door.

It is an old habit I had from way back, backing up with door slightly open, looking down at the ground. Don't do it in parking lots just in my driveway, well use to...

It also helped me with trailers, like boat ramps...funny but everyone I knew or saw use to do it, especially with boats...

 

[David L]

Maybe the rotation adjuster broke....but here's my other question: Aren't most people left-handed that wear their watch on their right? If so, does she shoot better with her right?

I'll wager we'll never know. As my wife often says..."Not my monkey, not my circus".

You need to be a Detective, Colombo...

 

[David L]

Man I needed this shirt today at Walmart, had a crazy lady come from the other parking lane on the other side, race around me honking when I parked. She parked two spots over and sat in her car for a long time so I went around back of her car and took a picture of license. Well, she quickly jumped out of her car demanding I delete the picture. I told her NO. She jumped into my face and told me to do something. ??? I told her the picture was incase something happens to my truck. I turned and went to the front of my truck, there she was again. haha, yep glad I got the picture, she said I will take a picture too, I said fine. I turned once again and she yells it is because I am brown. What??? So I turned to her and said I have no idea what color you are or if you were a man or woman, what does that have to do with anything. (Well that was stupid on my part) I turned again, "RACIST" she yelled a few times. As I continued to walk I turned back and said I knew that was coming...the wife told her I was Indian, which I am 1/4 Cherokee but that does not matter.

Here is the funny part, the woman was lighter color than me, I saw no brown, nor did my wife. It was just the fact that we were an old white couple, that was easy to see. Man I hate Walmart, they are a magnet for people like this...

So get this, about an hour or so after this incident I got this my phone while scrolling through YT. Don't tell me Google is not listening to our conversations. This happens all the time, no browsing or looking anything up, no texting, or emailing...only me talking to my wife...