Joke Thread
- Thread starter ljw2k
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Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
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Neither; the rooster.
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Neither; the rooster.
Here I sit,
all broken hearted.
Tried to shit,
but only farted.
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Broachoski
Getting comfortable
Those shit house rhymes were popular back 60 years ago when I was a kid. When I see that one it reminds me of another:
You shit house poets,
you sons of bitches.
I stopped to read
and shit my britches.
I learned several from my mother! I've forgotten most of them though!
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A chap I know just got his house painted and decorated.
When he got the Bill he noticed no mention was made of the paint cost?
When he questioned it the painter replied: "Its on the House"....
When he got the Bill he noticed no mention was made of the paint cost?
When he questioned it the painter replied: "Its on the House"....
