Sigh - was hoping that bong smoking emoji would be a clue that my post was intended as a pun - using almost the exact wording as the OP. Not as a serious question. Not a U-Turn. But a failed attempt to merge how the thread diverged into exploding toilets with cracked plates!
Now I know why there's an entire wiki (explainXKCD) whose purpose is to explain Munroe's comics.
Am I foreseeing the beginnings of a promising and lucrative business here?
Personally, I'd love to see it.
AFAIK, we're still practicing free enterprise and capitalism here in the U.S. of A, right?