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Troy Passes Border Protection Law Limiting Entrance Of Wooden Horses To 5,000 A Day
TROY — After suffering from a deluge of warrior-filled wooden horses entering the city and wreaking havoc, death, and destruction, the ruling conservative party of Troy has boldly passed a border protection law limiting the entrance of wooden horses to only 5,000 a day.