Why I Got Into Security Systems or Meet My Little Friend!

[garycrist]

Or friend that moved in from California. Notice the "No Trespassing " sign on HIS fence. His land is his and your is too!
He is so much FUN. I found out he is very fond of the cameras too as they have a siren and shiny and blinky lights.
(Did I say shiny?)

I had to put the rail road ties in to help him not mow my yard to the ground. At least we stopped him from dumping grey water
from his motor home on our yard. Also, no more draining his salt-water pool to drown and kill the yard.

 

[garycrist]

BTW
His pet name is MR. Gabtun. He is definitely a ID 10 T.

I love riddles too. Just in case one can't decode the above line, PM me........

Gary

 

[NightLife]

Next time you see this guy, tell him to put the tits away; parties over.



Just thought of something. Half bury some high pressure water balloons in the grass, next to those ties. Fill them with red dye #2...


***And this is key. At some point in the days leading up to his predicted mowing day, sneak over and replace his nitro spray with redbull which you'll want to thin with a healthy dose of oleoresin capsicum, naturally.

 

[Teken]

Can you provide a few different views of his property?!? I’m not sure I understand why there’s a huge concrete road / side walk on the small portion he seems to be standing on?!?

 

[AP514]

looks like his drive way...

 

[garycrist]

I tried to make it a little hard.
I am also known by KI6FG A ham radio operator (hint, hint).

Or find me on QRZ.com

 

[Coldair]

motion activated sprinklers are what you seek

 

[wittaj]

Yep, I have motion activated sprinklers and it stopped a neighbor from literally walking his dog all around my home, like literally he (the neighbor) would be touching my house squeezing between bushes.

 

[Coldair]

Yep, I have motion activated sprinklers and it stopped a neighbor from literally walking his dog all around my home, like literally he (the neighbor) would be touching my house squeezing between bushes.

That’s weird, what do you live in New Jersey or California?

 

[vandyman]

That’s weird, what do you live in New Jersey or California?

Do you mean Zoo Jerzey?
We have a weasel for a governor. If you don't believe me, look at his face. He fits the script.

 

[OBXJeepGuy]

I tried to make it a little hard.
I am also known by KI6FG A ham radio operator (hint, hint).

Or find me on QRZ.com

I got the hint. Nice place. I haven't been on the air in a few years. KX4KDH.

Still having issues with boob guy?

 

[garycrist]

He still has problems. I'd be his best friend in a second! Dang near give 'em anything he would desire.

I always liked my call sign as it fit.... Friendly Gary....