Cape Fear
Pulling my weight
Not to mention... no biolabs, no child smuggling rings, no corrupt LNG companies, no (very few?) nazis, etc. FL will never be able to compete with Ukraine.
Funny / Satire
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Vettester
Getting comfortable
- Feb 5, 2017
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So I was at the store earlier with my service dog. The lady in front of me at checkout had about $200 worth of toilet paper in her shopping cart.
With an attitude she asked me what type of dog I had. I told her it was my service dog. Then she got real snarky and said, I knew that.
What type of service? I said he was a BLD.
By now he was licking her face and hands being super friendly. She said, what is a BLD?
I told her it stood for Butt Licking Dog.
She said Butt Licking Dog? I said yeah, he has been trained to lick my butt clean because I can't seem to be able to find toilet paper because of hoarders.
With an attitude she asked me what type of dog I had. I told her it was my service dog. Then she got real snarky and said, I knew that.
What type of service? I said he was a BLD.
By now he was licking her face and hands being super friendly. She said, what is a BLD?
I told her it stood for Butt Licking Dog.
She said Butt Licking Dog? I said yeah, he has been trained to lick my butt clean because I can't seem to be able to find toilet paper because of hoarders.
mat200
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- Jan 17, 2017
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A dog we call Bidet
F-bomb warning in 3 . . . 2 . . . 1 . . .
Clark Griswald
Pulling my weight
That's a bargain. My mechanic says my cars require a specific weight of metric blinker fluid.
Clark Griswald
Pulling my weight
Hay check that out
75 miles away ain't far enough.
She's a Carnivore; not an omnivore, you know what that means?
More like....EVERY THING GETS WRAPPED!!More like "Bring ya wallet---with condoms in it."
