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So... they've finally figured out a way to slow down the criminals...
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I finally found a birdhouse for the Starlings that keep coming around. I hope they check it out soon!
In the vending machines at Google, Twitter, Facebook, et al...
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Nation Braces For Most Peaceful Protests Yet
MINNEAPOLIS, MN—As the Derek Chauvin trial continued this week, the nation began bracing for the most peaceful protests so far.
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$1.4M Home: BLM Co-Founder Trying to End 'Racist All-White Exclusive Neighborhoods'
There have been quite a lot of criticisms at Patrisse Cullors, one of the founders of Black Lives Matter over recent revelations that she recently purchased a $1.4 million home in an all-white neighborhood.
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Biden announces universal castration in order to stop sexual assault and regulate 'ghost penises' • Genesius Times
WASHINGTON, DC—President *Joe Biden announced major steps to address sexual assault today, using the executive authority to...
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Good Samaritan Sees Man Being Oppressed By Police, Rushes Over To Loot A Target
LOS ANGELES, CA—In a touching act of compassion, local good Samaritan Chad Paulson saw a man being oppressed by a police officer and immediately rushed over to loot a local Target.
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Experts Are Super Smart And 100% Reliable, Experts Confirm
U.S.—A new study performed by experts has confirmed that experts always know what they're talking about and never, ever just make stuff up to sound smart, experts confirmed today.
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Report: Biden Infrastructure Plan Now Includes $300 Million To Bail Out Essential Looters
WASHINGTON, D.C.—According to reports, the latest draft of President Biden's $2.3 trillion infrastructure plan includes $300 million to bail out essential looters.
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Mayor reminds citizens to wear BLM gear when burning city so the FBI won't investigate • Genesius Times
PORTLAND, OR—City officials urged that rioters proudly display their Black Lives Matter gear while burning...
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BLM Founder Calls For Abolishing Police In All The Areas Where She Doesn't Live
LOS ANGELES, CA—BLM co-founder and "trained Marxist" Patrisse Cullors has called for defunding the police in response to police shootings. She later clarified, however, that she only supports abolishing police in all the areas where she doesn't live.
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Democrats: ‘Voting Needs To Be So Easy That Even The Most Uninformed Idiot Can Do It’
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Democrats have slammed Georgia's voting laws and similar laws across the country, and are demanding that voting be made easier.
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Democrats Propose Packing Court With Illiterate Justices To Make Sure There’s No Chance They’ll Be Influenced By The Constitution
WASHINGTON, D.C.—President Joe Biden has a lot of ambitious, Marxist goals for government, such as installing full Communism and making Christianity illegal, but he faces one problem: His plans are against the Constitution, because they’re evil and wrong.Congressional Democrats have a plan...
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Footage Of Joe Biden Talking About Kids Touching His Leg Hair Used To Slow Migrant Surge
Satire For The Right. And The Wrong.
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