Funny / Satire

The lights are not on and no one has been at home for quite a long time......


That shit right there is GOLD. OMG...HTF does this old hag still function, well, 'function' is relative I suppose. She has to be lit up...just has to be. (alcohol)
 
They say they are giving you less product so they don't have to raise the price. I say they have raised the price on a smaller package, thus increasing profit margins and believing you will go for the glass half empty/half full thing.

 
They say they are giving you less product so they don't have to raise the price. I say they have raised the price on a smaller package, thus increasing profit margins and believing you will go for the glass half empty/half full thing.


Indeed .. I remember when OJ was in 64oz containers, and Ice Cream in 1 Galloon ...