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Smilingreen
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If my pants I decided to wear out in public are too small and it makes my dick hurt because the too small of pants are cutting off the blood circulation to it, the very last thing I would do is have surgery and reduce the size of my dick so that my too small of pants size doesn't hurt it anymore.
Why are these stupid fuck women allowed to be a headline? They are not even back page news worthy. They are just plain stupid fucks.......the future generations are doomed.
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Why are these stupid fuck women allowed to be a headline? They are not even back page news worthy. They are just plain stupid fucks.......the future generations are doomed.
‘Designer vagina’ surgery doubles in 2022 for one surgeon thanks to tight leggings
Talk about a nip and tuck. More women are opting for surgery, with a price tag of more than $4,000, to be more comfortable in tight athleisure.
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Smilingreen
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Even Fauci doesn't make enough money a year for that job......
If my pants I decided to wear out in public are too small and it makes my dick hurt because the too small of pants are cutting off the blood circulation to it, the very last thing I would do is have surgery and reduce the size of my dick so that my too small of pants size doesn't hurt it anymore.
‘Designer vagina’ surgery doubles in 2022 for one surgeon thanks to tight leggings
Talk about a nip and tuck. More women are opting for surgery, with a price tag of more than $4,000, to be more comfortable in tight athleisure.
My brain hurts after trying to read that………
Smilingreen
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Yasss...........
Lottery winner arrested for dumping $200,000 of manure on ex-boss' lawn
A man from Illinois was arrested for getting $224,000 worth of manure dumped on his former employer's property, only two weeks after he won $125 million at the lottery and quit his job. 54-year old Brian Morris, from the small town of Clarendon Hills in Dupage County, bought over 20,000 tons of man
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Ahh, how did the exit interview go? Like shit!
Yasss...........
Lottery winner arrested for dumping $200,000 of manure on ex-boss' lawn
A man from Illinois was arrested for getting $224,000 worth of manure dumped on his former employer's property, only two weeks after he won $125 million at the lottery and quit his job. 54-year old Brian Morris, from the small town of Clarendon Hills in Dupage County, bought over 20,000 tons of manworldnewsdailyreport.com
With the price of fertilizer today, I’d love it if someone were to do that in front of my house.
I’d have that all used up by supper time.