Funny / Satire

[Smilingreen]

Woman sues Samsung for $1.8M after cell phone gets stuck inside her vagina

An Albuquerque woman is suing Samsung for $1.8 million after she necessitated medical attention after inserting her cell phone inside her vagina and was unable to retrieve it for 96 hours. Salma Briant, 39, claims her medical bills at the University of New Mexico Hospital amount to $1,168,000 and t

worldnewsdailyreport.com

 

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[wittaj]

Who wants to pull this breaker lol

 

[sebastiantombs]

Well, at least they have insulated handles!

 

[sdkid]

 

[TonyR]

If my pants I decided to wear out in public are too small and it makes my dick hurt because the too small of pants are cutting off the blood circulation to it, the very last thing I would do is have surgery and reduce the size of my dick so that my too small of pants size doesn't hurt it anymore. Why are these stupid fuck women allowed to be a headline? They are not even back page news worthy. They are just plain stupid fucks.......the future generations are doomed.

‘Designer vagina’ surgery doubles in 2022 for one surgeon thanks to tight leggings

Talk about a nip and tuck. More women are opting for surgery, with a price tag of more than $4,000, to be more comfortable in tight athleisure.

nypost.com

Amazing...... An excerpt:

“They experience pain, discomfort in general, chaffing … a lot of women will feel so uncomfortable that they avoid trying to wear this type of clothing.”​

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Those are called "normal" or "smart" women......but a woman that would allow her labia to be mutilated in order to continue wearing a piece of uncomfortable clothing has probably already had a lobotomy, IMO.

 

[Arjun]

Yeah, but what if you pull it the wrong way by pulling from the bottom and touching the metal part?

Bazinga

Well, at least they have insulated handles!

 

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[Gargoile]

Who wants to pull this breaker lol

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Hate to be the person to do this. This is the reason why it's called a Dead Short.

Reminds me of people using pennies for the old circuit breakers. The TV show All In The Family had an episode on this as well.

 

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[Arjun]

Apparently, you don't have to be a US Citizen to fulfill the American Dream

 

[Sybertiger]

Woman sues Samsung for $1.8M after cell phone gets stuck inside her vagina

An Albuquerque woman is suing Samsung for $1.8 million after she necessitated medical attention after inserting her cell phone inside her vagina and was unable to retrieve it for 96 hours. Salma Briant, 39, claims her medical bills at the University of New Mexico Hospital amount to $1,168,000 and t

worldnewsdailyreport.com

After the Samsung lawsuit has concluded she'll be suing McDonalds for the Big Mac she lost up there.

Fake News: Woman Did NOT Sue Samsung For $1.8M, Cell Phone NOT Stuck Inside Her Vagina | Lead Stories

Did a woman named Salma Briant from Albuquerque sue Samsung after her phone got stuck in her lady parts when...

leadstories.com

 

[Smilingreen]

After the Samsung lawsuit has concluded she'll be suing McDonalds for the Big Mac she lost up there.

Fake News: Woman Did NOT Sue Samsung For $1.8M, Cell Phone NOT Stuck Inside Her Vagina | Lead Stories

Did a woman named Salma Briant from Albuquerque sue Samsung after her phone got stuck in her lady parts when...

leadstories.com

Scroll to the bottom of the page........it announces that all articles are satire.........I was just seeing how long it took before somebody read down that far!

 

[sebastiantombs]

The sad thing is that the whole thing doesn't sound all that far from what is really going on today.

 

[sdkid]

 

[rolibr24]

Scroll to the bottom of the page........it announces that all articles are satire.........I was just seeing how long it took before somebody read down that far!

My wife worked 5 years in the ER. I showed her that article. Her exact word’s “if you only knew the items we’ve found from patients.”