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Smilingreen
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Is that so he can reserve parking spots? For his other car, a 1987 Yugo?
Once in a while we just have to stand back in awe of our government.
The Food Stamp Program, administered by the U.S. Dept. of Agriculture, is proud to be distributing the greatest number of free meals and food stamps ever
- to 46 million people.
Meanwhile, the National Park Service, administered by the U.S. Dept. of the Interior, asks us to "Please Do Not Feed the Animals."
Their stated reason for the policy is because "the animals will grow dependent on handouts and will not learn to take care of themselves."
Thus ends today's lesson in irony.
The Food Stamp Program, administered by the U.S. Dept. of Agriculture, is proud to be distributing the greatest number of free meals and food stamps ever
- to 46 million people.
Meanwhile, the National Park Service, administered by the U.S. Dept. of the Interior, asks us to "Please Do Not Feed the Animals."
Their stated reason for the policy is because "the animals will grow dependent on handouts and will not learn to take care of themselves."
Thus ends today's lesson in irony.
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mat200
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If one thinks about it, it was as if one was inside the combustion chamber of a diesel engine.
Everything inside was subjected instantaneously to just shy of 400 bar (5880 p.s.i.) . So,
detonation and one of the reasons not much will be found of the people. At the same time,
it would be a big "Water Hammer", like in the pipes at home except much larger!
Everything inside was subjected instantaneously to just shy of 400 bar (5880 p.s.i.) . So,
detonation and one of the reasons not much will be found of the people. At the same time,
it would be a big "Water Hammer", like in the pipes at home except much larger!
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