So the night before last I was in a hotel. I went to the bar for a beer after I checked in. The only beer they had listed on tap was bud light.
The bartender was a large girl, rings in her nose, blue hair etc. Looked like a dyke. I asked her if they have anything else on tap besides Tranny Fluid.
She went off on me, at that point I start laughing, the guys behind me started laughing. My wife then walked up wondering what the scene was all about and she was mortified
Needless to say the bartender did not serve me and we went elsewhere for a drink.