Its not weird at all. They would prefer not to know about the trampoline. This way they can collect the policy premium and still disclaim after someone is injured. Win win. The reason he does this is because he knows he is getting under your skin. If you just left it alone it would stop. In fact, you should offer free soda to the kids who come play on his trampoline.
It is true he knows he's getting under my skin which is just one of the reasons I'm hoping to crack this loophole. If I get to the 30 day take down or no-renewal, I would be getting under his skin and he would have to move on to the next challenge, whatever it might be. I can see why the insurance companies do this based on what you have mentioned. I'm just hoping there might be some way to get through. I've had one insurance company mistake protocol and told me specifically they didn't insure the person. If I get more to do the same, I can use process of elimination.
Have you ever considered becoming a beekeeper?
I have. I've considered it but it has too many legal implications. I've also considered putricants (Amazon has many), however, I think better than that would be the stinkiest lawn fertilizer. I have been researching those as well, however, I still think the most effective solution is to get a hold of the underwriter to send out the 30 day take down. But yeah, stinky fertilizer and bees, that would be a great combo.
I have seriously read about people that are so into their lawns that they know every ingredient for the best lawns and they are over fertilizing all the time (with great results, not burned out lawn, etc. that you might normally would come from over-fertilizing). There are some chicken poop fertilizers out there that are supposed to be pretty stinky...