The contest winner will be selected by a method U*N*P*R*E*C*E*D*E*N*T*E*D in the evolutionary history of humankind contests. Since the dawn of humans, no contest winner has ever been selected used this unique and faultless method: The winner will be chosen by a Chihuahueño Mexican Mountain Dog selecting the winner from a pool of contestant names (and bacon bits) whilst
David Bowie's "Starman" is played on an Dell Optiplex 7040MT.
And when you grow old, and your grandchildren are gathered at your knee, you will recount the day which you witnessed this historic event.
(We support the humane treatment of all sentient beings: No Chihuahueños will be hurt during this event)