A school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, an ancient wooden device called a “slide-rule” as well as a code device called an “abacus” that he claimed was a calculator. At a morning press conference, the Attorney General said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement. He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.
“Al-Gebra is a problem for us,” the Attorney General said. “Al-Gebra has terrorized many young people for years. They derive solutions by means and extremes and sometimes go off on tangents in search of "absolute values”. “They use secret code names like ‘X’ and ‘Y’ and refer to themselves as ‘unknowns,’ but we’ve determined that they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country.”
As the Greek philosopher Isosceles used to say, “There are 3 sides to every triangle.” When asked to comment on the arrest, President Biden said, “If God had wanted us to have better weapons of maths instruction, he would have given us more fingers and toes.” White House aides told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent or profound statement by a President.
Here is an historical view of climate.Looks like Greta thinnerg (or whatever her name is) and all the other pos tree hugging bunny lovers will become increasing figures in our lives. Get ready for more job slashing as well as being a slave to other countries.
Mama always told me not to look into the eyes of the sunI keep telling folks to look at that big yellow thing in the sky....
Al Capone's VaultWell, kinda wonder if there is a backbone here. I kinda doubt it. Although I will say he put on a good act when he traveled to Bagram and Bamiyan. While touring around, he was very polite and complimentary to the troops.
Geraldo Rivera 'Pondering' Race for Portman's Senate Seat in Ohio
Geraldo Rivera, the longtime TV correspondent and Fox News contributor, tweeted Wednesday that he is "pondering running" for GOP Sen. Rob Portman's seat in Ohio. Rivera told Mediaite on Wednesday after the tweet that if he runs, he'll campaign as a Republican in the 2022...www.newsmax.com
Every now and then the Supremes can get something right in spite of themselves -
In Pivotal Ruling, Supreme Court Removes Barrier to Protecting First Amendment
The Supreme Court decides 8-1 that two Christian students have the right to sue a college that violated their free speech rights.www.dailysignal.com
This one bodes well for helping with the blight of cancel culture and big tech as well.